033. I can’t be bothered today.

029. I got Hufflepuff as my house on two separate online tests.

025. It’s what I do.

023. Too many things to do, so little time.

021. I seriously look like an upright turtle.

019. Lykke Li? I think I’m a little bit in love with her.

034. The Lumberjack

030. Beards drive me wild. Like a “HNNNNNG” kind of wild.

026. I’m a level 2 human wizard, and I’m so pimp.

024. You’ll never know what you’ll end up making.

022. You’ll never know what you’ll see.

020. The message’s history is more interesting than the message itself.

018. I got to get shit done, sometimes.